Inhabitants of Flatland
The world of Flatland is inhabited by seven types of geometric figures no longer or broader than 12 inches (30 cm):
Straight lines
Straight lines in Flatland comprise the women. One of the two endpoints of the line is the eye, which is painted, whereas the other end isn’t.
Women in Flatland are terribly marginalized. They are considered inferior to men, too emotional and lacking intelligence, reason and judgment. They are forbidden to receive any type of education, so they cannot read, write or do mathematics.
They are also viewed as highly dangerous. Because they suffer from really bad memory, when frustrated and angered, they are capable of murdering their husbands and sons without later recollecting any of it.
In addition, their pointed extremities, much like a needle, also worries Flatlanders, which led the government to prescribe laws to protect its male citizens. For example, in order to avoid deadly collisions, women must enter houses via a small door located East, and must constantly hum a Peace-cry in public to let others know of their presence. Women who are ailed with a condition that causes them to make involuntary movements are destroyed on the spot. In certain places in Flatland, Women are not even allowed to stand still, and must be constantly swaying their backsides from left to right.
Isosceles triangles
These shapes are the soldiers, working class men and, occasionally, criminals.
Isosceles triangles have sides which are not equal (base is smaller than the sides). This characteristic is looked with disdain by the higher classes, and they are barely considered human with an almost lack of intelligence.
Equilateral triangles
These shapes are the middle class and tradesmen. Equilateral triangles have all sides equal to each other.
Squares and Pentagons
These shapes are the professional men and gentleman class (e.g., lawyers, physicians, etc.). Both squares and pentagons have equal sides, but broader angles than equilateral triangles.
Hexagons
To this class belong the nobility men. They are well-educated and intellectual individuals, who aim to become Circles.
Circles
Circles consist of Priests. They are actually not real circles, but polygons with hundreds of tiny sides, so small that make them look like circles. They essentially regulate all aspects of life in Flatland by dictating the laws, and controlling business, art, science and theology.
While the number of sides vastly grows with each generation, so does infertility. Thus, Circles with more than 500 sides rarely have sons, but when if they manage, their sons will have way more sides than their fathers. The closer to a perfect circle, the more prestige a circle has.
Irregular shapes
These shapes comprise all of those whose configuration deviates from that of any other inhabitant (be it a line, a square or a circle). Irregularity is seen as a disease in Flatland, and irregular shapes are either killed or manipulated at birth.
Irregulars are often ignored by society, they are forced to work in low-wage jobs and are not allowed to marry or to produce offspring. For these reasons, they often turn to crime to survive.
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